Note: All three phrases are to be read in a high-pitched, baby-talk voice.
"Did you go poopies?!? Yes you did!!!"
"Who's got a cute tushy? Do you have a cute tushy?! You sure do!"
"Peek-a-boo...I see you!!!"
Enter Jeopardy music here.
Have you figured it out yet? Found the correlation? Time is ticking...
AND THE ANSWER IS:
All three of these phrases are wildly inappropriate when uttered in the private stall of a public restroom, especially if no one is aware that you are in there with your baby simply to use the changing table. Another one of those tidbits that just never made it into any of the parenting books intended to prepare us.
On a side note, I'm sorry Abby; it's true, bathroom etiquette just flies out the window once you've got little ones in tow. I had been warned it would happen, I just didn't realize it would be so soon.